Prize Teasers

Something to get you all excited about the party next week. Here are some teasers of the prizes that will be up for grabs, with a couple of tentatives as well.

When you are looking at these, please keep in mind that due to the budget required for drink tickets for party attenders, we were unable to negotiate any additional funds for prizes. It's a recession, yo.

Confirmed (and photo'd below, though the prize list won't necessarily line up with the photo)
1. Biggest Raiser - for the person who raises the most money
2. Gnarliest Bush Mustache - for the person with the uncontrollable mustache
3. The Baby-Maker - for the person who looks the best with the mustache (all the ladies want to make baby's with)
4. Manliest Mustache - Ya
5. Womanliest Mustache - No
6. Caterpiller's Cocoon - The person whose face is most likely to become home to a caterpiller on a permanent basis, even after the event

Not confirmed, but possible:
Rico Suave
Lanny's choice